We’ve had a lot of refreshingly non-personal computing news lately, including the Kindle 2 e-book reader today and the recent Xpress Redi-Set-Go Cooker Review. So after you’ve filled your day doing some electronic reading and stuffing yourself with personal pizzas, and maybe a favorite espresso drink after dinner, make sure to put tikey down in this soul-crushing robotic crib from Suima.

For only $5,000, it will detect baby’s cries and rock at a parent-simulating 1.8 second ‘pulse’. No word on how fast those little wheels can accelerate this thing, or what kind of monster your child may turn out to be after growing up in there. Just kidding, this is actually pretty cool – if we could afford one we’d be happy to test our infant in it! You hear that Suima? Send us a review unit to evaluate!

[Thanks to BotJunkie]